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#260461 - 22/06/05 10:53 PM Dutch Birds
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Seen loads of 'em on holiday......to be honest they were mostly a right ropey mixture of pigs and hags.....

this got me thinking...........

I can't think of a single fit Dutch bird......

Are all the birds in the Nederlands this ropey or are some of 'em ok to do sober?

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#260462 - 23/06/05 07:44 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Dear Mister Beck,

what is the point of being sober anyway?

I don't know what your preferences are in this matter, but I start to get the idea that you didn't spend much time in Holland.

I hereby invite you to come over and really find out what Amsterdam can be like

best regards from Birdland

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#260463 - 23/06/05 09:05 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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I don't know what your preferences are in this matter







I do........








Old...











Very ugly......








A tad overweight.......












Preferably sweaty as well.....









And most of all.........








He likes em.......















To whip his little white ass while hes gagging on a tennis ball dressed in gimp gear



Da Beak

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#260464 - 24/06/05 11:09 AM Re: Dutch Birds
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#260465 - 24/06/05 08:25 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Ah yes Beaky tis true......i've always had a thing for your Mum.
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#260466 - 24/06/05 08:39 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Ive told you before Johnathon Thats NOT my mother its the woman from next door who feeds our cat My mother isnt old either

And she'd kick your ass not whip it...mad jock that she is...maybe thats where I get it from...??

Da Beak

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#260467 - 07/08/05 11:52 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Johnny

Got to say mate that I have just come back from an 11 day holiday in Brittany and have to say that decent looking French birds are pretty much non existent with spots, moustaches and nasal hair being the norm.
That said we could learn a lot from them as I also didn't see any litter (including 2 gypo sites which were spotless) and if you didn't try to speak their language they didn't seem to want to know you (interesting if we tried that in our country, we would be locked up for racism)
A beautiful country with really friendly people is my honest opinion and cannot wait to return there next year.


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#260468 - 08/08/05 05:43 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Those Brittany birds you saw sound gorgeous to me, Mike ......

Go into Rennes or Laval if you want to see top class Breton totty...
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#260469 - 09/08/05 07:12 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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Jesus Paul they must be bad to beat the ones I saw. Still the Kronenbourg is cheap enough
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#260470 - 02/08/06 03:25 PM Re: Dutch Birds
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I take it all back I saw a fit one this year.
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