Ok. So you have been given the OK to have £150 spent on and xmas pressie.

What would you want, and why.

(not that I have.....) but santa may just come and be generous.

Dear Santa, I would like

A £150 one piece suit for winter

...More. For this little smiling shite.

hi all.
what i want for xmas cost's nothing but are hard to find.
1 another year of good health.
2 another years good carping.
3 good company while carping.
4 and the hardest thing of all to find a friend,(all together ahhhhhh)

£150.
Is that before or after tax?

You could buy Stumpy for that and still have change.

Trebor.

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Originally posted by Paul Selman:
£150.
Is that before or after tax?

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Paul, you get all your stuff for free anyway....so spend it on your missus, she might let you go fishing a bit more.......

Ow...that was below the belt...

A new holdall and unhooking mat,the latter being more urgent as my current one is looking a tad sad.(too many pike trebles extracted from it)

3 5050S emblems from brentwood angling,and still have enough left over to buy the line to fill them(£38.99 each!!).

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Quaddie

Can`t go wrong there Quaddie.
I see they have also got the old style Biomaster GT7000,Aerlex GT8000 and GT6000 Power Aero`s back in stock as well.

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Just re-read the ad and its for the bait-runner reel not the proper emblems,thought that was too good to be true!!.

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Quaddie

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Tut tut!
And there`s me getting ready to drop them a email as well,might still do;discount for three or more perhaps???

Trebor (no soory its telly Tubs the mud luvin Essex hippo)

would that keep you in hairspray for a weekend session my boy

Lancs,
try £150 of Nurofen,, Stumps and I are practising as I type this as I've ventured North to the land of polar bears and penguins..... you WILL need them.....
Happy Carping

Hi all.
i would have to buy £150 worth of bait ,as to which bait ,no idea, i think it would have to be scopex based as this seems to be quite popular?.
STEVE

I think that I would have to try for a camera. Just seen one at dixons reduced from 300 to 150.........

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pete B:
[B] Lancs,
try £150 of Nurofen,, Stumps and I are practising as I type this as I've ventured North to the land of polar bears and penguins..... you WILL need them...

Get your zoology and navigation right Pete ! Polar Bears are North as you say - you recently collected a couple of parts of one as I understand it - but penguins are South ( or sarf in Kent speak like wot you 'ave.

Bigbear,
didn't understand a word of that as it was in 'Brummie'!!!
Happy Carping
PS: try speaking the Queen's English for a change...l.
PPS.. does the word chilli in Brum mean cold????

Hi herbs

I assume you got back OK and the polar bears left you alone.

have you stopped bouncing around tables etc now.

PS southern bedwetters telling us how to speak propa like govnor thats a bit rich.
I mean I assume that when you lot say cant it means cannot walk unaided and nothing else mite!!

Happy blanking
Stumps

Well, my fire place is all dusty.....Theres as sticky mess on my carpet...

Santas just come down my chimney....

I got my camera.............Now, how the hell do you work the bloody things..

Kev................Nikon Pronea S APS jobby....have you played with one...

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alright lads i fell upon this and thought i would share it with you guy's

The Adult Version of 'The Night Before Christmas'

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
Whoa Shithead, whoa *******, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jocked, to cover my ass,
When down the chimmney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was al smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and smelled like a *****.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a ***** that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a ***** extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A **** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will **** ,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying,"Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about ***** is you can't wear it out!!"
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S

hope you liked it lads

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Originally posted by Lancs Lad:
Well, my fire place is all dusty.....Theres as sticky mess on my carpet...

Santas just come down my chimney....

I got my camera.............Now, how the hell do you work the bloody things..

Kev................Nikon Pronea S APS jobby....have you played with one...

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Right then Lancs,
Go to www.nikon.co.uk
Nikon UK L`td,image products,SLR,APS SLR,Pronea S.
I`ve not used any APS format cameras but they have an advantage of being able to change film types/speeds midway through without rewind as the film is cartridge/cassette type.The choice of film stock is now more comprehensive and includes transparancy film plus black & white.
The Pronea has numerous metering modes,stick to AUTO at the moment for general stuff,NIGHT SCENE for outdoors nightime,PORTRAIT for daytime portraits,MACRO for close ups.
I take it you have got the 30-60mm zoom lens?
It has a built in TTL (thru the lens) flashgun which is the best type of flash metering around and almost foolproof (reason - flash is metered by the camera sensors which is more accurate and not conventially by a flashgun sensor, this also means that you can add filters,other lenses within limits and the camera will calculate optimum exposure each time.
Note that Nikon do an optional remote control for the Pronea,range 5m,model ML-L1,consult your local Nikon dealer or if in a hurry try Jessops of Leicester for a nationwide dealership/mail order service.
Important thing to master the basic camera operation and worry about apertures/shutter speeds,exposure compensation,bracketing and the rest as and when your ready.
Carry plenty of batteries!

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pete B:

PS: try speaking the Queen's English for a change...l.
PPS.. does the word chilli in Brum mean cold????

No good talking like the Queen, she's from darn sarf as well an don't speak no brummie neither.

see ya soon

Cheers Kev...

Ill be playing and ruining loads of film over the next few weeks.......