censored she in for a shock ye babes throw £50 in pond still not caught anythink lol

me must be proper bad at posting with slang fw keeps editing my post yr know what i mean any of the hard core doing it lmao

I'm not sure what you want.

I'm not sure what he's on.

normally I can offer a free JDBese to english translation service but this one has got me.

so its plan b time - Oi Lar what the "£$!"$kin el are you trying to say this time matey

Good try stumps, however I think I can employ my geographic advantage and superior knowledge of Joe speak to translate a little more accurately.

“censored she in for a shock” = Oh dear, my good lady is in for a shock!


“ye babes throw £50 in pond” = That’s right darling, I have spent £50 on bait and I have thrown it all in a pond!


“still not caught anythink lol” = I am a sh*t angler!


Was not quite sure about the last bit but I am sure my translation covers the salient point.

can i test my first post in this forum?

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You can, but only if you are contributing to the topic not just posting up commercial links. As per the forum rules (below) which you agreed to when joining as a member.




My apologies if you posted the link as a test, but we do get people joining with the intention of simply spamming the forum.

i dont even know what this one is about think i was pissed !! why the fook i do it i dont know think its to give the old time fw lads a chuckle