hi blokes

is it me or are some of the recent catch reports on the all new monkeys forum seem a bit far fetched when it comes to weights,

some of those fish would struggle make doubles yet they are claimed to to twenties,
not to forget everything is stunning even the most pig ugly mirror gets that comment,

some of those monkeys have 1000 plus posts of just pure back slapping shite
farcical i say

what say you ?

proper licky licky bum licky over them hills

thoughts

Ha ha i'm with you there mucker, there a lot of bull cr*p that gets posted on that Monkeys catch reports.......;) mooha haa

gota laugh at um, or you could get banned.

Youve gotta be really naughty boys to be banned from here ...

Fantastic group of lads on there as a whole, just dont smile or say owt funny, ps your right if its got gills its "stunning"

lol it got a bit heated over the miss weighed fish lol

I'm really surprised you all lasted as long as you did.

morning rejects

Is this the naughty corner? lol
At least you can speak your mind on here

like i said i pointed that out and within seconds i had someone pm me for a straightner behind a local pub!?!

i took him up on his offer and all is now sorted lol
imho northern lymm/monkeys is a crock of censored!

Anglers telling porkies is not a new thing in the NW....

Long-timers might recollect Dave Powers (now calls himself Dave Harding) claiming a brace of 30s from Roman Lakes when the biggest mirror (Percy, if Im right) was around 19lbs...

Then there was John Lilley claiming he nearly broke Walkers record with a dead 26lbs common from the Mangrove...

Then of course there is the old Weaver forty common whiçh no less than Chris Yates believed...

i heard about a brace of 30+s as well

I remember Dave Powers, always on peg one on Roman, sure he had a camper van type thing he would doss at the gate in ???? also remember him with a new set of rods which made the long chuck! look easy which were I think North Western Dyneema's ????? my guess these days he would be a bait boat man

Cheers
Saul

I had percy not long after Dave had his brace in the Manchester Evening News.
Old Syd, bless him, had a new rule for me that day. No weighing fish in the closed season.
It looked down in weight from when my old mate Paul Mitton had it at 21/22lb (memory shot) I took a guess of 17lbs.

berny just put ye true thoughts and opion and they ban ye they get scared they got to think there top anglers funny site no bull splite on here lol just bad spelling and grammer lol

Dave Powers ... Power Plus bivvies ?? Used to fish the Mist ??? Took his Mrs fishing ???

I remember him !

Yes, now owns La Du Val (Angling Lines) in France and calls himself Dave Harding the latter is wife's Sammies maiden name.....

Everyone has their favourite 'Dave' story, he is shall we say, a character.....

to be fair some of the recent catch reports have been shocking.

all aboard over from the monkeys boyz, ban hammers is going crazy over there. lot of nod's with inspector gadget arms that like croping pictures over there

No modding issues here , Green Grass ..... say what you want...

lots of ex monkeys here???
what happend??
hes band every 1??
geek from leek...
aka famus

Cheers for the hp stez ive had more name changes than prince on that monkeys site not good m8 going down the pan. like church on a sunday morning over there ive forward it on to a few fellow jedi's.

over & out
claud

aka oscar blaketon
deako83
green grass
stansfieldskin lmao

lots of ex monkeys here???
what happend??
hes band every 1??
geek from leek...
aka famus [/quote]

aka oscar blaketon
deako83
green grass
stansfieldskin lmao


see pigpens here to??
all i said was clint looked a bit like the big gay following bloke of the telly??w.t.f??

aka oscar blaketon
deako83
green grass
stansfieldskin lmao


see pigpens here to??
all i said was clint looked a bit like the big gay following bloke of the telly??w.t.f?? [/quote]

two posts on the goldendale thread & a bit of therapee to mr gordon got all my accounts thrashed & my ip blocked ffs. bunch o dull f**kers over there m8.

what a yoghurt???
cant belive what happend on there..also noted that if your in the click anything goes..aspecially peeps that arnt
thou shalt keep thy mouth shut

think he wants it noddy's only

there heeeeere

Afternoon you naughty lot

think its cos im a non jock in a frock

hi all

am here guys looking good....

ex monkey here boyz, turned to the darkside lol.

is this a grattidge free zone.....

fiznurkin hope so n if he does pop up word is he wants 40k a year for the big gay followin 2 kick his back doors in...
looks like his thrown his toys right outa his pram..
hope this is a geek from leek free zone
ps have you seen the smileys

FANCY A BUM

fancy a lymm ticket

stez brings back the monkeys with him !! lets see how long you get trying to take over site zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he said i said we dont like but am doing this zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I never left FW Joe ..unlike some ..

where d monkeys at???dem pesky varmets

I am a Cheeky Monkey....

Ah Claud! You can't get away from me you old dog, just keep following the cheese feet smell! Your chickens still bald? And hows David?

New to the forum. One comment on the Monkeys regarding a certain Staffordshire 40Ib Goldfish and Claud's bald chickens got me the Banhammer!

New to the forum. One comment on the Monkeys regarding a certain Staffordshire 40Ib Goldfish and Claud's bald chickens got me the Banhammer! [/quote]
your better off here m8
rather than tending to a jumped up little rich boys ponce ego
i know theres peeps scurrying from here to there n tellig tales,,the gleeks gettin mullerd n rightly so

Give me a break ventress ffs you follow me round like a bad smell, keep off my lake with your shite bait son & dont be getting me banned off ere you ode pitted up dog ps chods for nods

over & out
claud

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR [/quote]

you will always be two weeks behind me ventressco
got your number pal catch me if you can

claud p.s im still hauling

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR [/quote]

you will always be two weeks behind me ventressco
got your number pal catch me if you can

claud p.s im still hauling [/quote]

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR [/quote]

you will always be two weeks behind me ventressco
got your number pal catch me if you can

claud p.s im still hauling [/quote]

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seceret lakes ventresssco

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR [/quote]

you will always be two weeks behind me ventressco
got your number pal catch me if you can

claud p.s im still hauling [/quote]

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seceret lakes ventresssco [/quote]

Not Dream Lakes by any chance? pmsl!

two posts on the goldendale thread & a bit of therapee to mr gordon got all my accounts thrashed & my ip blocked ffs. bunch o dull f**kers over there m8.

[/quote] hahahaha!!! he dose have a look of the big gay following guy of balls of steel

Jealous of the Sweetcorn Kid are we Claud? Ode Ventressco's got your number! KIR [/quote]

you will always be two weeks behind me ventressco
got your number pal catch me if you can

claud p.s im still hauling [/quote]

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seceret lakes ventresssco [/quote]

Not Dream Lakes by any chance? pmsl! [/quote]
get me a ticket for your little ducky ventressco

and let the soaping commence

Ay up chaps, ex monkey 15 times over but still causing havoc on there haha,

Not bin on here for ages.

Causing Havoc?

Won't be long til you're caught again....you're the mug!

We've found our forum gimp!

Another ex monkey here.

Never been banned myself, but gotta say I was fed up with all the crap and keyboard warriors on there.

Be spending a little more time on here i reckon

Kev

Welcome mate, I thought the same, but to be honest it's pretty dull over here. Not alot of discussion going on tbh. I'm a little disappointed.

O right........

Haha Ventress

I see you have already been busy ruffling a few feathers.

Well Ventress, perhaps create some discussion instead of just whinging.....

I tried, my first thread got locked , I was hurt and the enthusiasm was lost !

PS, I know the thread was about soaping and may have been frowned upon by SIR stumpy THE BRUMMIE LEGEND AND ALL ROUND GOOD EGG but it was indeed a serious question. I was genuinely interested! Green Grass has been picking on me an should be punished . Can't beat abit of THERAPY!

fpmsl therappppppppppeeeeeeee

therapeeeeeee...
uncle jim
KIR