Tony, I have my regular Liverpool anglers that come with me every year, and those that have been with me before who were no problem...these are always welcome to fish my lakes at the original price they paid indefinitely....

However, we have had nothing but grief with MOST parties from Liverpool..they leave the accommodation filthy, leave litter in every swim and abuse the fish which is the worst of all as I can do nothing about that...

So unless I personally know the party, or have they been before without any problem, in future I will not accept any bookings from any unknown party from Liverpool unless they can give provide me with credible references I know from the carp world...

As a point of interest, the last Scouse party to trash my place/burgle/abuse my fish included an asian-moslem looking scouse carp angler - after he had caught some good fish too...

The party had the temerity to ask my bailiff if they could come back next year, after trashing the place and for a day session leaving one angler in charge of nine rods on two separate lakes whilst they went to find a bank thirty miles away....

Now there's a phrase you don't hear every day.

Would a deposit, refundable only after a post session inspection by your baliff not deter some of your more undesirable first time clients? Scouse, muslim or otherwise.........

We do that, routinely, it doesnt deter the Scouse muppets..

you can't insult the rodents,goes right over their heads mostly

Told yer, moneys no object.

Paul your funny though fella!!

Asian Muslem lookalike,I personally think those Red Head Gingers/Catholic anglers are a nightmare.Scarin the fish with that mop of red hair, and sunday mornings/evenings all that noise with the prayin and singin, thats why I dont go fishin over Christmas or Easter laaaa.


Oh yea I will keep my eyes open for an Asian/Muslim in Liverpool coz there's not that many about is there, sure he wasn't Somali?

How was Goodison Sunday lid ?

Stez

This title is catch reports from the N/West, what are you doing here laaaaa.

Goodison today fella Hope its better than last week.

Moslem. New religon to me unless you are being cute to internet search engines with spelling

As for references I can give you two.

Kipper the Cat - Will catch a few, sleep alot and may occasionally be enjoying afternoon beers in the hot sun. Uncanny (jammy) ability of catching a bigun amongst pasties. A good reference overall.

Tont the Rat man - Excellent food source for your lakes inhabitants, top quality ingredients guarenteed. Unlikely to wet a mat regularly, but will have the odd bigun. For further references ask Patrice formerly of La Horre....or maybe not

Reference for the Oyster Fella

Like a big old Carp and would definatly be most peoples PB, he very rarely gets caught though, but is seen quite often feeding/drinking in peoples swims without taking the one with the hook, he will wipe you out of bait/food/beer then move of to the next swim and do the same. If you can get him on your mat you will be unlikley to lift him for the photos.

More likley to bring red wine to a swim then wipe out the rest. Bloody good description otherwise