Bri, it seemed too furry for a rat, more like a water vole (commonly called a water rat). However, it did have a long tail,not furry, and was eating Ernie's jollop/carp repellant.
So, rat it is.

http://www.wildlifetrusts.org/index.php?section=environment:action&factsheet_id=1
See drawings at bottom of page.
BERT.

Feck me had loads this last ses plus i was looking at a bobbin with no alarm and you know what happined all of them on that..
feck me

Ah well the season is under way
It is a tradition to begin in April
So the famous two were at it again earlier this week
Ernie was in top form, kicking Ass & showing Bert how it was done
In fact Bert’s absence is testament to how inadequate he feels
I await to hear from Bert cos there are two sides two every tale but I think he might be quiet for a while as he lies in his bivvy, licking his wounds & not contributing cos he only sings when he is winning, or is that whining

Ernie rules

Round two - - Tuesday evening 6pm –midnight on the bang flash wallop

Make sure you have on your winter woolies, it just may be a tad cold, snowing even.
Let's fish from the sheep field side, wind on us backs, and grab a sheep for warmth.

Pure new wool, wonderful stuff.

BERT.



Midnight?

1-0, THAT'S 2-0 TO ME ON AGGREGATE.

Trust Ernie to do a Peter Kay "skidding across the stage" impersonation on arriving, only on a nice muddy field.

BERT

come on guys where are you

One of us is hiding.


Also, nothing to report, get out the blankety-blank cheque book and pen.
No one has fallen over, fallen in cast over ?????????? or done anything else silly .
In fact, we haven't fished much this year.
BERT .


See the video instead.
BERT and ERNIE go fishing.

I’m still here too.
We will be getting the rods out as soon as Berts rash has gone & the vet has given him the all clear.

Ernie

Look forward to here more of your exploits