How many has Andy lost this week?

The Salford boys love him, he keeps the Tench on the far side of the lake

.. Andy Lost'one .. Quality tag

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Yonner is the man to watch at the moment, or ask if you want the low down.. as usual don't expect a civil reply. He is not exactly on fire, more of a spark under a damp bonfire.. watch this space for it to ignite.. My hero

Rumour has it, Dirtdevil is busy gathering himself together a mirror image of my set up.. Hi'sive rods, ISO QD reels etc. Come on Dan... you know you will be togged up in Real Tree by the end of the month

After many hours of professional consultation.. i have found the ultimate deterrent in actually going fishing for these
easy fish in this thread... Go and watch others blankin and sloggin away.. it is a tonic for the hours of mind numbing nothingness spent on the big pond in Cheshire

Some good guys in Cheshire though who don't mind doing in a few hundred tea bags a day

Wouldn't mind having a chat with these carp fishing historians from Clifton.. could be very interesting to find out the lakes history. Be good to find out where the fish are too.... First reply would be a straight and simple one... 'In the f*ckin water kn*bhead'