ernie don,t play with it does he??????????????????????

I never touched it

As far as the coffee goes well that was an accident
The two Owls- - Are you back on the glue again ????

There are two sides to every story & mines a lie

& in the words of the great Homer Simpson
It takes two to make a lie, one to tell it & another to believe it

Are we playing this weekski

Still practicing my polski

Well shiver my timbers
Shake a leg
Get the kettle on

The A team, ERNIE & BERT will be getting the toys out, shuffling their chairs together & its game on for Thursday evening.
Soooooooo watch this space
Bert will get hammered on Thursday, or is that ERNIE – I don’t have a fricken clue whose who???

But yup Thursday it is

what happened to big bird??

what happened to big bird??

Big Bird is now a Bailif at Dream lake with the rest of the muppetts

come on get with the programme

And that's not me
but i'm still glad to be called a Muppet
ps any Bailiffs out there anyway to close there waters for the weekend for a fish in plz throw it in

A few of us are after a fish in in the autumn

A few of us caught nowt.
Mind you,Ernie is a dab hand at attracting swans into his swim.
He does insist in throwing out a bucketfull of jollop into the margins, and if swans are nearby, which they were tonight, they soon come a-swimming.
Bleep,bleep,bleep all evening.
Oh yes, he managed to attract a rat near to his rods as well, where he had spilt some of his carp repellant.
BERT.

Fricken Marvellous that, marvellous

That’s a rat says I !!!!!!!!!
No no no says Bert it’s a water vole!
Is it says I - - it looks like a RAT

No says Bert look at its long skinny tail, its tooooooo long for a rat
OK as Berts the clever one I kept feeding the water vole

Now I read on here & he says it’s a Rat – I fookin knew it was but he conned me.

Oh well nowt was caught but we did some star gazing, not done that for yonks

I think I’ll give up humping my gear a mile to have a blank – I think I’ll take my bed chair & just lie under the stars listen to Berts words of wisdom.

The fruit bat actually asked me tonight “do they have the same stars in Egypt” yes says I but they come out during the day!

Water Vole indeed

Next time, just you wait - - Ernie will have his revenge

Bert Ernie they introduced water voles on a lake i know got any pics and i'll be able to confirm them seen a few
AS on Granada Reports a while back
There heads are a lot stocky compared to rats