As you are all aware I am one of the biggest wind up merchants that this forum will ever come accross. However I do take my fishing very serious and have been into fishing for 23 years now and still get a buzz the night before I am due to get the rods out. Anyone who has been on Clifton over the past 5 years will know me as I talk to everyone who walk aroud the lake and enter my swim. From previous posts you will notice that I hate secrecy and shady on goings and will not take s**t from anyone who tries to come the smart arse with me or any of the regulars. So as from today I will fill in my profile so you can all heap lots of praise on me from turning my efforts from being an ex football hoolie to bankside lay about I f I have caused any offence tough Oh yeah steps, I have bin to bolton and took the piss out of you 30 strong hoolie firm lots of time.

biggest wind up merchant...fookin hell laaa..your nowt on me at my best


wind up king

Da Beak

we will av to see beakster

SoccerThug
I dont know about the biggest wind up on here but
You are the biggest dick head on here by far

IF it makes you happy/proud to be better than me then please take it upon yourself to be the new FW master of wind ups

I also notice in your profile that you like fighting has anyone ever told you that fighting with your sleeping bag does not constitute as 'proper' fighting

Da Beak

Beaks can you plese stop sending "items" to my phone that very clearly are extremely upsetting for some people, I am of a very sensitive nature and have on some occaisons been close to tears.!! Hoy, football [censored] f.ck off, you,re too young to have seen real aggro, and were probably still shitting yellow at the time..

what not even if you give it a hard name like jake the sas assain bag, or paint little eyes on it, what about if you genuinly had woke up in the morning forgetting the jake err...ahhm the sleeping bag was ontop of you and you did an mega ice blood kill death move from mortal combat on it before even sas trained insurgents could have reacted, i doubt a man who said he knew about fighting would question the practices of deadly killing arts honed to perfection on a hutchy big kipper with eyes and a ballaclava sewn on to it......poor preperation prevents piss poor perfomance is the motto of the modern day internation beddingware trainned mercanry assasian.......

I thought that were a funny joke as well Rich....ah well I cant be right all the time eh

Da Beak

Rich-quality mate,trouble with the mancs is they think they've been everywhere and done everybody.Took it to them on their own patch a fair few times over the years.

I've been to Manchester a few times over the years with my fellow ever so well manered Millwall supporters , never did see the faces of any of the locals though just the backs of their heads and the soles of their trainers !!!!!!!!




COME ON YOU LIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J. you know better mate,the monkeys have never ever come and got anywhere near.Trinity St,remember that??Chorley stn??Henry Boddingtons Agecroft???Nuff said.

Where Have All 'The Boot Boys' Gone..?
Totally reformed character nowaday's though..
Red Army..Red Army..

" Where have all the boot boys gone ? " , a very fine tune by slaughter and the dogs if i'm not mistaken .

Heady days indeed.. ..Slaughter and the Dogs,.. Some of Wythenshawes finest...

Wind up merchant or faceless dullard...........

If you have the balls to meet "en masse" then get your 30 quid into me for the selby 2005...........

Many a man has been made and broken, many a boy has remained a child, many balls have been shown to be tiny.........

In the tent of shame..............If you can beat trying to lay, or sit on an egg.........then step up son shine..............and prepare to be dry bummed..........

Come on........lets ave ya........

Lancs Lad lol, 'The football Factory' is the film to watch...

I think he would also take exception to being dry bummed to..

There's always Naked Twister to play in beakies swim !!!

Oi Oi Brett...thats OUR secret mate

Da Beak

What do you mean " secret " ? , you always told me everyone else had been asked but "it looks like it's me and you " !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind you , i never relised how flexible you are !!

I bet its the only 'Twister' board with 2 brown spots....

We asked Michal Jackson if he wanted to play but said he preferred the Junior Edition ..........Oiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!

I am already booked on the fish in......yeehaaa

so when did u take libertys in east london
fecking manks

u manks cant even run a bath let alone anything from east london
that is east london in england not in south africa

ooohh did that hit a nerve Oh I forgot the !"Ice Cream Factory" have never bin done by anyone, Sorry

theirs a first time for everthing