Bomber you are an arrogant piece of sh*t mate

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huge fat beer belly

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Hey Unc, I reckon that a huge belly would actually be an aid in accelerating to terminal velocity as quickly as possible by giving an aerodynamic profile.

I knew this bezz would come in handy one day!!

Turns out a Tuna was caught in the nets of a trawler in the channel yesterday.

ive heard of a swordfish being washed up on the beach. not sure which beach tho, but it made news in the papers. also a story of a sighting of the rare great white shark of the cornish coast and was estimated to be around fifteen foot in length . THAT is only a baby in comparison with the size they can or is believed they can attain, which is around 23-25 feet in length!!!!!!!!!! and around 1-1/2 -2 ton in weight, possibly more . hmmmmmmmmmmmmm what hook size is recommended for these absolute whackers?
for those people who have holidays in the mediteranean, it is KNOWN FACT that it is a breeding ground for GREAT WHITES, around the area of MALTA, so ladies and gents watch were you are swimming!!!!

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Turns out a Tuna was caught in the nets of a trawler in the channel yesterday

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......BTW I think I reached terninal velocity in a Toyota Yaris on the M40 yesterday.

Did'nt know they could pull that kinda weight mate

Oh yehhh.....I reckon I'll be able to shuffle the wheel with me belly by the time Christmas is done with..

It's gonna getch yaaaar! .. Belly, Belly, Belly..
I blame middle age, and Budweiser.. Balti house.. Pizza..Chippy..Chinky..
Frozen.. Fried....

...And Sh1t loads of Pies and Crisps...