Just bought a ticket for this tricky northwest venue,any tips and advice would be gratefully received.
Is it hard ?

An angler of your capability should have one out before Kevin Keegan wins manager of the month..

Will i catch more fish than Smithy gets red cards or am i chancing my arm

you will catch then..

Dunno what you'll catch, but keep yer eyes open for " ROBO BAILIFF " He's a nasty piece of work

"ROBO BAILIFF" thats a new one on me.Whats that then??

All I dare say is "Don't step out of line" Or you'll be swingin in 't' woods

And ill second that,all the silly buisness is going to stop,thats for sure.

First forty from Smiths this winter?

I'd put money on it....

If your putting money on it ,... then i'll be sleeping in the lane with Barry. M.... Definitely,.. Maybe