See you jimmy......Now stich that you french b@stard.

man 2 carp
im not kissing you your breath smells like the wife

Chap : Right then, lets get the photo off to Angling Times and tell them of our record gudgeon.

How many times have I told you Mr Maddocks that tickling or groping fish is against the rules.

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'the second restocking of Darenth begins'

Eyebrows were raised when Mark Simmonds revealed just how he spawned his stocks in the early days.

Carp: 'If you don't get your thumb out of my eye I'm gonna smack you in the nuts!'

Cypry just couldn't believe that only two weeks previously the small lump on her gill would manifest itself in such a way.

A recent pairing in BBC2's "Come Dancing" raised a few eyebrows".

i think ill put this one back his still in shorts