Please find below the new Caption Competition picture.
You might have seen this one before...
As we 'keep it silly' here, you can have as many goes as you like!
There will be two winners this time. Prizes on offer are a mixed bag of valuable tackle and bait goodies from Nutrabaits, Daiwa and Kevin Nash donated by yours truly.
Open to all, including the mods. No scooter jokes, Gareth!
Closing date, Feb 14th, unless I get bored, so I don't forget St Valentines Day!
Obviously, we condemn holding a carp in this way and this should never be practised, full stop. However, we understand this carp was very dead when pictured after being bow-shot, which is something we also condemn.
Off you go....

[This message has been edited by Paul Selman (edited 12-01-2001).]

I grew it in my aquarium honest! lol

Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

Carp to Man : "Ouch you're hurting my ears"

Man to carp " Don't start on about your ears! You want to try wearing these shorts"

Headline.

Giant Carp attacks passing bather!

Of course it's dead...it's been in my keepnet for four hours.

I'm telling you IT IS REAL honest

"Come here and give me a kiss you sexy beast"

Perhaps it will fit in the freezer if i cut it in half.